Description
Papa Smurf’s Secret Stash Shroom Bar – Reeses 3.5G
The iconic chocolate peanut butter combo—now functional, legal, and elevated.
Meet the Papa Smurf’s Secret Stash – Reeses 3.5G, a legally formulated functional mushroom chocolate bar that brings together creamy peanut butter, rich chocolate, and a full-spectrum blend of adaptogenic mushrooms — with zero psilocybin or psychoactive compounds.
Designed for daily wellness, performance, and mental clarity, this bar is as enjoyable as it is effective. Available now through SeattleShroomBars — the leading platform for bulk legal mushroom supplements and functional chocolate bars in the U.S., UK, and beyond.
🌿 What’s Inside
| Ingredient | Function |
|---|---|
| Lion’s Mane Extract | Brain support, memory enhancement, neuroprotection |
| Cordyceps Extract | Physical energy, oxygen flow, endurance |
| Reishi Extract | Adaptogen for stress, sleep balance |
| Turkey Tail Extract | Gut and immune support |
| Chaga Extract | Cellular defense, antioxidants |
| Organic Chocolate | Source of healthy fats for bioavailability |
| Natural Peanut Butter Flavor | Smooth, rich flavor profile |
| No Artificial Additives | Clean-label ingredients only |
This 3.5G Reeses-style bar offers a delicious way to integrate functional mushrooms into your lifestyle — ideal for wellness-focused consumers who want more than capsules or powders.
🔬 What Chemical-Conscious Users Look For
Functional mushroom consumers, biohackers, and health supplement buyers demand:
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✅ Standardized mushroom extracts
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✅ High beta-glucan content (immune modulators)
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✅ No mycelium on grain — only fruiting body extracts
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✅ Clear legal status — no psilocybin or illicit chemicals
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✅ Convenient formats like chocolate for daily compliance
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✅ Fat-based carrier (chocolate) for better absorption
Papa Smurf’s Reeses 3.5G meets all of these expectations with lab-tested, certified ingredients.
⚙️ Product Specifications
| Specification | Detail |
|---|---|
| Weight | 3.5 grams per bar |
| Flavor Profile | Chocolate + Peanut Butter |
| Texture | Creamy and crunchy |
| Portion Size | Micro-portioned squares (ideal for daily use) |
| Shelf Life | 12–18 months (store in a cool, dry place) |
| Legal Status | Fully legal functional food (no psilocybin) |
🧠 Applications & Use Cases
| Application | Audience |
|---|---|
| Focus & Memory | Students, professionals, digital workers |
| Natural Energy | Athletes, gym-goers, manual laborers |
| Mood & Recovery | Remote workers, wellness clients, creatives |
| Daily Immune Support | Travelers, office workers, parents |
| Retail & Bulk Supply | Supplement shops, cafés, natural markets |
⚖️ Safety & Compliance
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❌ No psilocybin, THC, or banned substances
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✅ Legal for sale and use in the U.S., UK, EU, Canada, and parts of Asia
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🧪 Lab-tested for purity, potency, and heavy metals
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🚫 Not suitable for minors or pregnant individuals
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💊 Not a medicine — consult your doctor before use if you’re under medication
📦 How to Use
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Break off 1–2 squares as a daily serving
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Take with food or fat for better absorption
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Ideal in the morning for mental boost or afternoon for energy support
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