Description
Papa Smurf’s Secret Stash Shroom Bar – Functional Chocolate 3.5G
Introducing the Papa Smurf’s Secret Stash Shroom Bar, your premium 3.5G chocolate bar infused with a synergistic blend of legal, non-psychoactive medicinal mushrooms. Crafted for wellness seekers, cognitive enhancers, and immunity boosters, this bar merges rich chocolate indulgence with clinically backed mushroom extracts.
Available now at SeattleShroomBars – your trusted source for medical-grade, bulk functional mushroom supplements.
What Is It?
Despite the playful name, Papa Smurf’s Secret Stash is serious about function. This 3.5-gram chocolate bar is packed with a calibrated blend of Lion’s Mane, Reishi, Cordyceps, Turkey Tail, and Chaga—mushrooms long used in traditional medicine and now embraced by health-focused consumers worldwide.
Zero hallucinogens. Zero psilocybin. 100% legal and formulated for daily functional use.
Product Applications
| Use Case | How It Helps |
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| Focus & Mental Clarity | Thanks to Lion’s Mane, rich in erinacines and hericenones that support neurogenesis. Great for work, study, or creative flow. |
| Stress & Sleep Support | Reishi helps calm the nervous system, regulate cortisol, and promote restful recovery. |
| Energy & Endurance | Cordyceps supports ATP production and oxygen usage—ideal for athletes or active lifestyles. |
| Immune System Support | Turkey Tail and Chaga offer beta-glucans and antioxidants for immunity and gut health. |
| Daily Wellness | A convenient, delicious alternative to capsules or powders—enhanced absorption thanks to the healthy fats in chocolate. |
What Chemical Users Are Looking For
Users looking to optimize health with functional mushrooms typically seek:
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Standardized extracts with measured active compounds like beta-glucans, erinacines, or cordycepin
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Fruiting body over mycelium for higher purity and potency
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Clean label formulas – free from GMOs, artificial sweeteners, or preservatives
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Natural carriers like cocoa butter that improve bioavailability
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Clear dosing – in this case, 3.5G bar segmented for micro or macro wellness use
Papa Smurf’s bar meets all of the above—with robust extraction, lab-tested inputs, and transparent formulation practices.
Product Details
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Weight: 3.5 grams per bar
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Type: Functional Mushroom Chocolate Bar (Non-Psychoactive)
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Mushrooms Included: Lion’s Mane, Reishi, Cordyceps, Turkey Tail, Chaga
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Chocolate Type: Organic dark or milk (dairy or vegan option depending on SKU)
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Sweetener: Organic cane sugar or low-GI alternative (e.g. coconut sugar)
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Allergen Info: Contains cocoa, may contain dairy or soy lecithin
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Shelf Life: 12–18 months, store in cool, dry place
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Format: Segmented bar for portioned use
Why Choose SeattleShroomBars
SeattleShroomBars leads the space in functional, legal mushroom wellness. Every batch is tested, traceable, and formulated for both retail and bulk buyers. Whether you’re a health-conscious consumer or a retailer looking for high-turnover stock, Papa Smurf’s Secret Stash brings quality, consistency, and credibility to the functional mushroom category.
Bulk pricing available. Reseller options open.
Visit our home page SeattleShroomBars for ordering and wholesale terms.
Safety & Compliance
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No psilocybin. No THC. No controlled substances.
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Legal for sale and use in the US, UK, EU, and across Asia depending on functional food regulations
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Not a medicine or drug; consult your physician before using if pregnant, nursing, or under medical treatment
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Keep out of reach of children
Suggested Use
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Break off 1 square and consume with a meal
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Recommended use: once daily
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For best results, use consistently over 2–3 weeks
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