Description
Papa Smurf’s Secret Stash Shroom Bar – Horchata 3.5G
Cinnamon. Creamy. Functional. Legal.
Papa Smurf’s Secret Stash – Horchata 3.5G is a functional mushroom chocolate bar inspired by the classic Latin horchata flavor — sweet cinnamon, creamy undertones, and a silky chocolate finish. Powered by a potent blend of legal mushrooms, this bar supports daily wellness with no trace of psilocybin or psychoactive effects.
Now available at SeattleShroomBars — your trusted supplier for legal mushroom supplements and functional chocolate bars in bulk and retail quantities.
What It Is
This isn’t just another wellness snack — it’s a precision-formulated 3.5G legal mushroom supplement infused into a delicious horchata-inspired chocolate bar. Designed to support:
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Mental focus
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Physical stamina
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Immune resilience
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Mood balance
All with verified, lab-tested extracts of powerful mushrooms like Lion’s Mane, Reishi, Cordyceps, Turkey Tail, and Chaga.
✅ Product Details
| Attribute | Details |
|---|---|
| Bar Size | 3.5 grams per bar (divided into portions) |
| Mushrooms | Lion’s Mane, Reishi, Cordyceps, Turkey Tail, Chaga |
| Flavor | Horchata (sweet cinnamon & creamy vanilla blend) |
| Chocolate | Organic white or milk chocolate base |
| Sweeteners | Cane sugar, monk fruit, or coconut sugar (non-GMO) |
| Texture | Smooth, melt-in-mouth, light spice from cinnamon |
| Shelf Life | 12–18 months (keep sealed, cool, and dry) |
| Compliance | No psilocybin, no THC, no psychoactive ingredients |
🔬 What Chemical Users Need (and Get)
Educated mushroom supplement users seek:
| Need | Met By Papa Smurf’s Bar |
|---|---|
| High beta-glucan content | Verified mushroom extracts with immune-activating polysaccharides |
| Cognitive bioactives | Lion’s Mane (erinacines, hericenones) to support nerve growth and memory |
| Energy compounds | Cordyceps extract (cordycepin and adenosine) for ATP support |
| Stress modulation | Reishi triterpenes for nervous system calm and hormonal balance |
| Antioxidant protection | Chaga for polyphenols and cellular health |
| Easy bioavailability | Chocolate as a fat-based carrier enhances absorption |
All ingredients are fruiting body-based, not mycelium grown on grain — which maximizes bioactive yield and customer trust.
🧠 Use Cases & Applications
| Benefit | User Group |
|---|---|
| Mental Clarity | Students, creatives, professionals |
| Sustained Energy | Athletes, biohackers, night shift workers |
| Immune Support | Frequent travelers, wellness seekers |
| Mood & Stress Support | Daily users managing anxiety or burnout |
| Retail & Bulk Use | Natural grocers, wellness spas, resellers |
This bar is ideal for daily microdosing-style supplement routines — without the risks, restrictions, or legal concerns of controlled substances.
⚖️ Safety & Legal Status
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✅ 100% legal functional mushroom supplement
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❌ No psilocybin, no THC, no illicit compounds
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🧪 Third-party tested for purity, potency, and heavy metals
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👩⚕️ Not a medication — consult your doctor if pregnant, nursing, or on prescription drugs
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🚫 Not for children
📦 How to Use
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Serving Size: 1–2 squares per day (based on formulation)
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Timing: Morning for energy/focus, evening for stress/sleep (depends on user goals)
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Best With: A meal or fatty snack (improves absorption)
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