Description
Papa Smurf’s Secret Stash Shroom Bar – Oreoz 3.5G Functional Mushroom Chocolate
Papa Smurf’s Secret Stash – Oreoz 3.5G is a high-potency, legally compliant functional mushroom chocolate bar crafted for daily wellness, cognitive performance, and immune support. With a cookies-and-cream inspired flavor profile and a synergistic mushroom blend, this bar delivers science-backed benefits without any psychoactive effects.
Now available for retail or bulk orders through SeattleShroomBars – your trusted provider of medical-grade legal mushroom supplements and functional products.
What It Is
This 3.5g chocolate bar blends premium Oreoz-style flavoring with clinically relevant dosages of functional mushroom extracts—Lion’s Mane, Reishi, Cordyceps, Turkey Tail, and Chaga.
It’s made for people who want:
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Mental clarity
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Immune support
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Stress resilience
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Natural energy
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A delicious delivery system for adaptogenic ingredients
Note: No psilocybin, no THC, no controlled compounds. This is a 100% legal, food-grade wellness product.
What Chemical Users Look For
Functional mushroom consumers typically look for:
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Standardized extracts (clearly labeled mg content per serving)
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Fruiting body > mycelium content for maximum bioactive potency
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Beta-glucan percentages on packaging
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Fat-based delivery system (chocolate) to increase absorption
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No fillers, pesticides, or hidden ingredients
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Clear non-psychoactive and legal classification
The Papa Smurf’s Oreoz bar meets these requirements with:
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Lab-tested ingredients
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Organic dark/milk chocolate (vegan variant if applicable)
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Extracts from verified mushroom species
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Transparent, consistent dosing (e.g., 500 mg Lion’s Mane per serving)
Ingredients (Example Composition)
| Ingredient | Benefit / Compound |
|---|---|
| Lion’s Mane Extract | Focus, memory, neural growth (erinacines, hericenones) |
| Reishi Extract | Adaptogen, stress reduction, immune balance (triterpenes, polysaccharides) |
| Cordyceps Extract | Physical stamina, oxygen use, ATP support |
| Turkey Tail Extract | Gut-immune health, beta-glucans |
| Chaga Extract | Antioxidant, anti-inflammatory, cellular protection |
| Organic Chocolate Base | Healthy fats for bioavailability, delicious taste |
| Oreoz Flavor Blend | Cookies & cream taste profile – smooth and indulgent |
| Natural Sweeteners | Low glycemic (e.g., coconut sugar, monk fruit) |
| Optional Add-ins | Sunflower lecithin, vanilla extract, sea salt |
Product Specs
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Weight: 3.5g per bar
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Serving Size: ~1 square (or portioned dose)
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Potency: Contains ~2g+ active mushroom extract blend
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Flavor: Oreoz – cookies and cream profile
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Shelf Life: 12–18 months sealed; store in cool, dry place
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Compliance: Non-psychoactive, lab-tested, legal in US/UK/EU/Asia
Use Cases
| Application | Ideal For |
|---|---|
| Mental Clarity | Students, entrepreneurs, remote workers, creatives |
| Energy & Performance | Athletes, shift workers, biohackers |
| Immune Support | Wellness-focused individuals, travelers, high-stress workers |
| Stress & Sleep Support | Burnout recovery, mood regulation, cortisol balance |
| Retail & Bulk Orders | Functional food shops, cafés, subscription boxes, wholesale wellness suppliers |
Why Choose Papa Smurf’s Shroom Bar?
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Unique Oreoz flavor in the functional food category
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Powerful 3.5g blend of legal mushrooms
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Backed by SeattleShroomBars, an industry leader in bulk, lab-tested mushroom formulations
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Safe for daily use, consistent for long-term wellness
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Ideal for functional chocolate lovers who want benefits without pills or powders
Safety & Legal Information
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Contains no psilocybin or hallucinogenic compounds
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Fully compliant with functional food regulations in the US, UK, EU, Asia
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Safe for daily use by adults; not for use during pregnancy or with certain medications
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Consult a healthcare professional if you have preexisting conditions
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Keep out of reach of children
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